Adult Joke :- Baccha nahin hone ke liye dawai

Lady : Baccha nahin hone ke liye koi dawai di jiye na doctor sahab
 
Doctor: ye lo condom
 
Lady: Ise “Dudh” ke sath lu ya “Pani” ke sath?
 
Doctor: ise “Kele” ke sath lena. samjhai.