Gande Jokes:- Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hai


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Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar 
Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hai

Bank Cashier: “Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?”

Fruit Seller: “Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega”

Cloth Seller: “Ek Minute Dekh To Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.”

Tailor: “Madam Blouse Mein Hum Ne Aap Ka Rakha, Ab Peticoat Mein Aap Ko Hamara Rakhna Padega”

Dhobi: “Bibiji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera”

Petrol Wala: “Kitna Daalu Madam??”

Auto Wala: “Madam Aage Se To Nahi Jayega, Piche Se Le Lu ?”

Photostat Wala: “Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??”

Paper Wala: “Madam Aap So Rahi Thi, Aapko Pata Nahi Chala, Kal To Mein Niche Se Dal Gaya Tha”

Chudi Wala: “Andar Nahin Ghus Raha”

Mobile Recharge Wala: “Kitna Dalu Madam?”

Repair Wala: “Madam Aise Nahi Hoga, Pura Khol Ke Tasalli Se Karna Padega”

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